Survey: do you think clowns are SCARY?

So remember I said that I was going to be a Goldfish in the Santa Claus Parade? Well, yesterday the Santa Claus Parade people called yesterday and said that I've been reassigned to be a "Greeter Clown."

I'm assuming this ISN'T one of the upside-down clowns, but one of the clowns who walk along the side of the road and say hello to the people along the sidelines. In either case, I'm pretty pleased.

Say, this probably means I get CLOWN MAKEUP put on me! And maybe CLOWN HAIR!

Which got me thinking about clowns. I've always found clowns to be sort of creepy, even before Stephen King's IT. What about the rest of you?

Hopefully I won't make any kids scream this Sunday.

Thanks so much for your comments on my Goodstuff post. I'll do a follow-up soon.