pool cues and nieces

So on the weekend, Jeff and I went out to dinner with his dad and his girlfriend, Lindsay. After dinner, we showed them The Pool Cue House (near our friend Helen's house; she was the one who first showed it to us). The house on Clinton Ave, just north of Bloor...the house and property are decorated almost entirely from cut-up pool cues, precisely arranged. You have to see this place to believe it, trust me.

We had only been in front of the house for a minute or two when a set of Christmas lights flicked on in the yard. At first I thought these were the result of some motion detector set-up, but then the owner came out. I expected him to tell us to go away, but instead he invited us into the front yard for a closer look. He said his name was Albino (pronounced "Al-BEE-no") and that he had been working on the house for six years. That he had been a construction worker but had a bad accident that resulted in him having to stay at home. Boredom and insomnia nearly drove him crazy until he decided to start his unique re-decorating scheme. It's difficult to describe the house...hm, but let me try. Imagine you had about 5,000 discarded pool cues (from a games company, perhaps). Slice each of these pool cues up into pieces about an inch long, screw these all over the outside of your house. Use 190,000 screws in the process (!!!!). Add further decoration with thousands of tiny figurines...frogs, people, Christmas ornaments, penguins...anything. Add a zillion strings of lights. Got a mental picture? Well, forget it...the real thing is MUCH more impressive. I'll bring a camera next time, and post the picture here.

Albino's house has been featured on tv human interest shows, magazines, newspapers; he proudly showed us a feature article on the house in a New York glossy-paged magazine that will be coming out next month. Toronto gave him the "Most Eccentric Garden of Toronto" award. I have to wonder what his wife (who was wisely hiding inside the house during our tour) thinks about her husband's hobby. And the neighbours. :-) In the backyard, Albino showed us the family car, which he was in the process of decorating with hundreds (thousands?) of tiny figurines (he had run out of outside wall space, obviously). The car roof was an incredible creation of pool cues, other wood, and figurines. Albino says he's driving to Ottawa next month to visit a relative...how I'd love to see the expressions on the other drivers' faces. :-)

Okay, by now you're probably thinking, "This guy sounds like a real loony!" But you know what? I really liked the guy. Albino was friendly, benevolent, and super-proud of his creation, bubbling with energy and enthusiasm. And I defy anyone to walk into this place and not be impressed...I could have spent hours there, examining all the details. It looked like it should all have been behind glass in some museum or art gallery...and it was all the product of one person.

When we left, I felt as though we'd made a new friend. Albino invited us to come back anytime, and to bring friends. I suspect we just might take him up on his offer. :-)

Saw Sara and Annie on Sunday night. Jeff and I haven't seen them in a little while; Sara was so excited about being able to do "gymnastics" with Uncle Jeff again (it's now a visit ritual for Jeff to rough-house with Sara, throwing her over his head, all the sorts of things that make Ruth and I want to scream in horror) that she had already changed into her gymnastics clothes, and was running around and around the house when we arrived, yelling, "UNCLE JEFF AND I ARE GOING TO DO GYMNASTICS!!!! I'M GOING TO TIRE HIM OUT! YOU'D BETTER EAT A LOT OF DINNER, UNCLE JEFF, SO YOU HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY!!!"

Annie, meanwhile, was in an ultra-cuddly mood. She climbed into my lap and gave me little soft kisses all over my face and patted my hair and murmured "Beebee" over and over.

:-)

jodi and crash test dummies

Hey, Jodi is interviewing Brad Roberts of The Crash Test Dummies for her newsletter! Be sure to check out Muse's Muse in upcoming weeks.

Picture today is of me with my new inkspot.com cap, a gift from my father! I have such a cool dad. :-)

IMPORTANT FOOD QUESTION: Does anyone out there know of a cinnamon coffee? I would love to get my hands on some.

LESS THAN TWO WEEKS UNTIL FILKONTARIO, WOOHOO!

fko prep

UT practice tonight! We'll be doing more prep for FKO as well as continuing to work on our donation to Interfilk...a "UT theme" basket that includes a tape containing live recordings from Allison's living room. Uncensored, with lots of silliness mixed in with the songs. :-) Over 20 songs so far, and *none* of these are available any of our albums. Tentative playlist includes: Marvin, Life Is A Bowl Of Oreo Cookies, Me and Babylon Five, Silence and Memory (a Titanic song), We're Urban Tapestry, The Truth Is Out There, Truffles, Homecoming, The Friendship Song, The Road Home, Another Story, Parody Man, The Jelly Belly Song, Mr. Jelly Belly's Comin' After You, Ich Mag Shokolade, Hey Tom!, Duct Tape Man, Battle On, others. We're also including copies of ALL THE LYRICS/CHORDS to the songs on the tape.

banana conspiracy

So what's the deal with bananas? I bought a bunch of bananas on Monday that were relatively green. They turned ripe enough to eat on Wednesday. By the end of Wednesday, though, they started getting brown spots all over them. I woke up this morning to find them almost TOO ripe. I've become convinced that this is all some conspiracy of banana growers! They've managed to genetically alter bananas so that they're actually only ripe for a period of about two hours. Before then, they're too green. After that, they're too mushy. I'd go picket the local banana grower import centre, but I'm too busy eating bananas.

Had a great practice last night (Jodi and Allison are so cool). Allison and I both wrote new songs this past week! And UT is going to perform both in our concert next weekend!! Are we insane or what? :-) Anyway, both are way fun to do. We also put some more songs on our Interfilk donation tape: Monday (a song Allison wrote after last year's FKO, when we were all going through major post-con blues; this is one of my favourite UT songs), Like The Dorsai, It Said What, and Twinkle In His Eye. This brings the total of songs on the tape to 25, woohoo! The package also includes Jelly Bellies (tm), chocolate, plum wine, and the lyrics/chords to all the songs.

ONE MORE WEEK.

weekend fun

Yeah, right. :-)

workworkworkwork

I don't remember what taking a weekend off is like anymore.

UNTIL NEXT WEEK!!!! SIX MORE DAYS UNTIL FILKONTARIO!!