seminars for females

Working all day at home today. To assuage my guilt about my brownie gorging, though, I'll probably make an extra visit to the health club this week.
My 3-year-old niece Sara called me today because she wanted to sing me a song she learned at nursery school from another little girl. It goes like this: "Come on Barbie, let's go party...UH UH OH OH...come on Barbie, let's go party...OH WHOA, OH WHOA"...
By the way, are there any other Sandman fans out there? Allison's got me hooked (I suppose you could call her my Sandman pusher).
Got the following from Jeff just now (he's at work, too, and yes we email each other quite a bit, is that sick or what? :-)). Think I need to have a talk with that guy...
Gender SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)
1. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
2. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
3. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in
Contrast
6. The Seven-Outfit Week
7. PMS:It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly
Since Puberty:Deal With It")
8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and
Water
12.Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love
You")
14. How to Earn Your Own Money
15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric
Bad,Electronics Good")
16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on
Your Side
17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable
Laundry
18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+
Channels
20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a
Toy
21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")

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